mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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(via des-demetry)

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

(via queer-normative)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via poptarter)

laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

(Source: cigarettajames, via poptarter)

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies

I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.

(Source: allisforsaken, via poptarter)